Gotham City would be screwed if Donald Trump wore the Dark Knight’s cape and cowl.
Bruce Wayne has a lot of money and a helicopter. Donald Trump has a lot of money and a helicopter. Over the weekend, this facile similarity emboldened the billionaire enough to permanently traumatize a 6-year-old child and America’s Favorite Racist Rich Guy answered the kid’s “are you Batman?” question in the affirmative.
Then, the folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live dubbed some of Trump’s dumbest campaign quotes over footage of the late, great Batman: The Animated Series. It’s a quick clip but got two good guffaws out of me.