Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy Sounds Jigglier Than The Original

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Did you find the first Dissidia: Final Fantasy lacking in the jiggling cleavage you demand of your fighting games? Good news: the sequel to Square Enix's Final Fantasy all-star fighter has fleshy fan service in spades!

The official ESRB rating for the PSP game, Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy, warns of more "suggestive themes" than the original, including "revealing outfits that expose large amounts of cleavage" and a boost in physics ("characters' breasts also jiggle during combat"). Perhaps the most interesting warning in the description of Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy is this "suggestive" text.

"Here's a better idea: 'Zoom camera into Tifa's cleavage!'" the game apparently instructs. It may not be shooting at enemies' exposed buttocks, but it's sure to titillate the longtime Final Fantasy fan more.


Here is the description in full, if you're worried/excited about the Teen-rated content in Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy:

This is an action game in which players compete in one-on-one battles with characters from the Final Fantasy universe. Players engage in hand-to-hand combat in 3D arenas and use axes, swords, boomerangs, and magic spells (e.g., energy balls, summoned creatures) to drain opponents' life meters. Battles are highlighted by cries of pain, colorful explosions, and slow-motion sequences that zoom in on defeated characters. A handful of female characters wear revealing outfits that expose large amounts of cleavage; some of these characters' breasts also jiggle during combat. Some in-game text in also contains suggestive material (e.g., "Here's a better idea: 'Zoom camera into Tifa's cleavage!'"). Various portrait galleries depict partially nude female characters; the general shapes of their bodies are displayed instead of actual detail (i.e., no nipples or genitalia). The words "a*s," "damn," and "hell" appear in the dialogue.

Along with The 3rd Birthday, Square Enix sure is making the PSP a sexy place to play video games in 2011.

Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy [ESRB]

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Dammit all. Am I like the only person that prefers strong, righteous female heroines that AREN'T sexually exploited? I'm still a bit upset at how Samus and Aya Brea have been portrayed recently. Since when did Team Ninja's Beach Volleyball girls become a source of inspiration?

Thank God for Alyx Vance.