If you don’t like Yakuza games then...look, I don’t know how or where you can get the help that you need, I just know that you need it.

This is Yakuza 0, a game that’s out in the West in January 2017 (it’s been out in Japan since 2015). Don’t let the fact that it’s the latest in a long-running series put you off; this is a prequel, so there’s never been a better time to close your eyes, jump in and let Yakuza’s quirks just wash over you.