Sailor Moon
You are incredible at makeup (seriously, everyone is dying to know your lip combo) but you’re the meanest girl at the convention. Why are you so mean? Did someone steal your Cinnamoroll plush on the subway? Are you pissed that your Tuxedo Mask—frazzled Sailor Moon’s more collected love interest—bailed last minute because he just had to stay home and play the newest Diablo?
Chin up, pretty guardian, and spray on more of the Ariana Grande Cloud perfume I know you have in your cat-shaped backpack. It’s going to be OK, and everyone thinks you look adorable.—AB
