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Console War Takes Dark Turn As Microsoft Turns Poor Canadian Into Xbox Controller

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You maniacs! Damn you. God damn you all to hell.

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Alternative headlines that did not make the cut because none of them were mine:

Xbox Controller Puts On Jeans For First Time In Weeks
This Xbox Controller Has Pockets, Unlike My Goddamn Pants
This Is The Xbox Controller For Letterkenny Fans
Xbox Canada Debuts World’s First Non-Nude Xbox Controller
Xbox Controller Is A Classy Dude, Puts On Jorts
Xbox Controller Pretends It Doesn’t Know How Good Its Ass Looks In These
Xbox Controller Just Back From Taking Kids To Soccer Practice
Confirmed: Xbox Controller Is Definitely A Nevernude
Nevernude Xbox Controller Finally Comfortable In Full Denim Bodysuit