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Conan Exiles got official mod tools at the tail end of last week, so there’s nothing super elaborate in the wild just yet. There are, however, comically oversized barbarians and regular-sized barbarians with comically oversized dicks and boobs.

Warning: this post is extremely NSFW. I wrote it from a Starbucks, which I have to admit was really, really weird.


Before mod tools even came out, Joshtech was turning baby garter snakes into anacondas and making mountains out of molehills:

He also managed to prove that the greatest (or at least tallest) monster of all is man:

Now that mod tools are out, though, a whole new world has been opened to Joshtech. So far, he’s given the character creator a Monster Factory-friendly makeover:

You can give characters ridiculous ears and colored hair! You can make them small enough to be another character’s dick! Or you can just do this:


Is it too late for me to make The Next Great American Meme by pairing this image with the caption, “You can’t get beheaded if you never had a head?”

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