Soap
Call of Duty has a guy in it named Soap. Soap MacTavish. My Call of Duty name would be Billy McFarland. The rules are slightly deviant for your name. To find your Call of Duty name, name any object to the right of you and add “Call of Duty” to it, then add “Mc” or “Mac” to your last name. Thank me later.
I think MWII Soap is cuter while committing war crimes.
My verdict: Soap.
The comments section: “Definitely prefer the old Soap.” OK!