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The end

I’m dodging spoilers once more, but it turns out that two distinct Call of Duty games have unrelated endings. I’m putting on my rose-colored tactical glasses, matching rose-colored tactical vest, and my limited edition rose-colored tactical nuclear weapon carrying case for this one.

Oh, fuck, there’s no one to watch my rose-colored tactical missile launcher. I-it’s coming straight for me…oh no…how will I anonymously send Infinity Ward hate DMs now…???

Remember me…!

My verdict: Does anyone actually play Call of Duty for the plot?

The comments section: “Original mw2 was and still is the most golden one.” Whatever, bye, I’m dead.

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