You know how it goes. You settle in to catch the Summer's big blockbuster (which by all accounts is excellent), the curtains part, the sound kicks in, a movie with the word "Guardians" in the title starts playing and...wait a minute...


Obviously, the theatre being full of people, poor maddie wasn't alone

Better luck next time guys. And hey, it could have been worse. It could have been 2006's smash hit The Guardian, starring the always-cheery Kevin Costner and consistently-wonderful Ashton Kutcher.