Check out this cool article at Mental Floss about humble origins of Oregon Trail, which would go on to become the greatest dysentery and river-fording simulator of all time.
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Mary Had a Broken Leg.
Will you Fjord the River?
3 oxen died.
You killed 95 Buffalo, take only 3 lbs of meat.
You have reached Oregon. Congratulations. Oregon sucks.