And so it began.

Jason was referring to the glorious ham hammocks of Madden 15, at which point we all realized there was a very important matter to discuss.

Then a slight detour.

But before long we were back on track, intrepidly mapping out the video game buttosphere for the betterment (butterment) of video game butt enthusiasts the world (butt world) over.

Clearly, the winner was obvious.

I mean, come on:

Related: what other series has an entire tumblr dedicated solely to its butts?