The superstar offers his pearls of wisdom in the latest issue issue of Wired. He touches on really important stuff. Stuff like looking at porn at work, peeing while on the phone and Rock Band.

Let's cut to the chase, here's Pitt doing his best "Dear Abby":

Our Rock Band bassist sucks. Am I a total jerk if I kick him out?
Who cares? You shred, he doesn't. Fire his ass. Bonus: It'll put the others on notice. Anyone who doesn't keep up can hit the road. Even if that means firing the whole band. Remember: All great artists go solo eventually...


But do all great artists use Guitar Hero controllers for Rock Band?

Ask a Basterd: Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist? [Wired]