Super Buff HD
I might be pushing my luck including Super Buff HD, given its art style doesn’t perhaps meet the criteria. However, its ethos certainly does, and absolutely no one played this joyful craziness.
This feels like the game Strong Bad would have made if he had a more powerful Lappy, a deeply weird and weirdly animated shooter that’s clearly influenced by Homestar Runner. But also by Duke Nukem 3D, which is why I believe it deserves a spot here. (And why I just added the “Boomer Shooter” tag to its Steam page.)
This would be such a violent game, except that instead of blood and gore, scrawled words come out of enemies when you shoot them. Oh, and sometimes you’re fighting sentient trash cans. Or weird paper men whose bodies stretch out like glitching polygons. And the whole world is bouncy!
This is ridiculously fun to play, and you’ve almost definitely never played it.
