Worst: Left 4 Dead

Your stoner college roommate said it first, and he’s not wrong: Co-op zombie FPS Left 4 Dead is a nightmare when stoned. The terrifying sobs of the dangerous witch, whose location you can’t seem to pinpoint because you’re a bit stupid at the moment and your senses are struggling, will threaten to send you into a fit of hysterics that might mimic her heaving sobs. The long gaps of silence between hordes will keep you on edge, but not enough of an edge that you’re prepared for the dozens of zombies that come streaming down an alleyway—you’re twitchy, but youre reaction speed is ass at the moment, and they mob you before you can figure out where they’re coming from.

The music cues that let you know when a special, big bad zombie is coming will make your palms sweat. All three of your friends screaming at you to open the fucking safe room door doesn’t help, either.

Miss this game entirely when high.