2. Music rats, Mad Rat Dead
The lab rat protagonist in the rhythm game Mad Rat Dead has the ability to rewind time, a sentient heart (as seen in the above image), and a toe-tapping animation. Anyone would be honored to be this Franken-rat’s friend.
How nice is this rat? This is a PLUR rat, for sure. 8/10
How stylish is this rat? The mustard-colored gloves, the lightning-shaped golden earring, the gaping hole in its chest…this is a rat with branding. This rat would rock Betsy Johnson’s 2013 spring collection with ease. Good job, rat, you’re America’s next top model. 7/10
Is this rat free of disease? There is undoubtedly a case of necrosis or butt worms going on there. Both very chic, but not ideal. 2/10
Best friend score: 5.6. Let’s go to a D.I.Y. show with this rat.
