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Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator is not a game that lets you fight battles. It’s a game that asks you to set them up to the man, then press a button, sit back and watch the chaos unfold.


Currently in Early Access on Steam, I’ve been messing around with it a bit lately so thought I’d whip this video up showing you how it all works.

On the one hand, it’s the kind of thing that might be useful to someone looking to make a cheap documentary about the Roman Empire.


On the other, it’s going to be very useful for settling drunken bets involving chickens.

Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs

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