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I mean, doing no voice and sounding just like Chris Pratt and making the standard wisecracks associated with that studio will definitely be “unlike anything” we’ve heard from Mario before.
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Imagine being even remotely upset that somebody is making light fun of Chris Pratt.
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I love all of these. Read more

One summer when I was a teenager I spent a not-insignificant amount of my time trying to make a turn-based RPG in MegaZeux. Read more

In every Battlefield game since at least Battlefield 3, (and probably even earlier) the player firing a TV missile actually becomes the TV missile when the missile is fired. This has never failed to create a host of bugs and rare glitches that they have to mitigate every game, including a small chance you just flat… Read more

In the end, though, he proved his point. Read more

Years ago I worked on the mod Crysis of Cthulhu. Because the mod tools were limited and I was young, ambitious and clever so many of the things were hacks. Because of the limitations we could not actually trigger custom animations on the player the way that would work nicely. Instead we placed custom animated… Read more

This is becoming another Bad Dad Joke for me.

I shamefully use Reddit from time to time and felt like I was drowning in the saliva of teenage boys who were eager to have an imperfect woman be the target of their rage. Read more

Thank you, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills with how many dudebros saw this trial and thought “Surely this guy who had two judgements against him for beating his wife was the hero all along.” Read more

Ho-yah!

This is fantastic. Read more

So the dude suing expected the 21st century Tulip Mania bubble to not burst? Wow. Read more

while this lawsuit is unlikely to go anywhere I would absolutely love for all investing to be labeled as gambling since...it is.
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You mean the guy who is in the top 1% OF THE TOP 1% may have “earned” that money through less than scrupulous means!?!

Really hope this guy gets the brunt of ole “fuck around and find out”. Glad I’m too poor to put money in stuff, seems folks that trusted this numb nuts got took for a ride. 

Hope the team takes as much time as they need, I’m just glad for the confirmation of the next game and the number of games it will be. I was worried with the Nomura track record this would end up going on indefinitely. Read more

FF7 in three parts? Or as we called them in the 90s, “discs”.
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