Zack Zwiezen

6/28/22

...does even France go this far with this parochial bullshit? Because holy shit, this is some really vile reactionary crap. Read more

6/28/22

“Everyone else does it” sure is a defense.

6/24/22

I worked on this game as a Game Designer. It was going to be epic and was doing things that weren’t done in open world games at the time. It had an excellent Meta Game as well as a finely crafted story by an industry veteran.

This is also one of the best teams I had the opportunity to work with during my career. It was… Read more

6/24/22

6/24/22

I mean, doing no voice and sounding just like Chris Pratt and making the standard wisecracks associated with that studio will definitely be “unlike anything” we’ve heard from Mario before.

6/24/22

Imagine being even remotely upset that somebody is making light fun of Chris Pratt.

6/24/22

I love all of these. Read more

6/24/22

One summer when I was a teenager I spent a not-insignificant amount of my time trying to make a turn-based RPG in MegaZeux. Read more

6/24/22

In every Battlefield game since at least Battlefield 3, (and probably even earlier) the player firing a TV missile actually becomes the TV missile when the missile is fired. This has never failed to create a host of bugs and rare glitches that they have to mitigate every game, including a small chance you just flat… Read more

6/23/22

In the end, though, he proved his point. Read more

6/23/22

Years ago I worked on the mod Crysis of Cthulhu. Because the mod tools were limited and I was young, ambitious and clever so many of the things were hacks. Because of the limitations we could not actually trigger custom animations on the player the way that would work nicely. Instead we placed custom animated… Read more

6/23/22

This is becoming another Bad Dad Joke for me.

6/22/22

I shamefully use Reddit from time to time and felt like I was drowning in the saliva of teenage boys who were eager to have an imperfect woman be the target of their rage. Read more

6/22/22

Thank you, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills with how many dudebros saw this trial and thought “Surely this guy who had two judgements against him for beating his wife was the hero all along.” Read more

6/22/22

Ho-yah!

6/22/22