Zack Zwiezen's saved articles

I’ve been really enjoying the game. Actually finding it much more fun than Odyssey (which I thought was good, but ultimately found it to be way too long and got boring) and think the side quests are more interesting this time around. I’m finding Valhalla to be more like Black Flag than the last two games.
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How about custom start up sounds. Like the sound farting or belching. LOL Just imagine it. Especially if you have guests. Read more

Why did you read past the break then? Read more

If you don’t like this easter egg then

Heck yes. And if I may co-opt this moment, I also fucking love the score to Syndicate (partially because it’s great, partially because I feel a sense of home town pride since Wintory went to school where I live). They definitely know how to pick them in the AC series. Read more

They need a list of the most common first names recorded into them, and when you power them on they say, "Hello {name}", except it's barely audible and (more than) slightly sinister. Read more

I haven’t even seen either console IRL yet, but I agree 100%: Read more

I want my PS5 to ask if I want eggs for breakfast when I turn it on. It can’t make them, of course, but it’d be nice of it to offer every once in a while
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My cat has learned the sound of the PS4 beep and runs to see if I’m putting a disc in (he likes to watch it “eat” the disc). I can’t take that away from him when I upgrade he’s too cute.
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It would be cool if you could set the kind of beep boop that it uses when you turn it on, or record your own. I would totally make my consoles say EXTERMINATE in a Dalek voice! Read more

Wait, do you mean beep-boop-boop-bap or bap-boop-boop-beep??

The rendition of The Parting Glass at the end of this game utterly breaks me every time! When Edwards turns and see’s all his dead friends instead of a bunch of regular sailors sat at the table... fuck! Read more

I’ve always wanted to do one of these. Living the dream!

Sorry someone had to make the obvious one.