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Zack Zwiezen
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Kotaku Staff Writer | Zack Zwiezen is a writer living in Kansas. He has written for GameCritics, USgamer, Kill Screen, HardDrive, & Entertainment Fuse.

I don’t animate these very often, but sometimes an idea hits and I just gotta do it.  Read more

“In some clinical studies, Yellow Dog With Cone has caused large companies to avoid paying taxes. Please seek medical treatment if you go more than 3 years without paying taxes. “ Read more

Honestly, I would love to see the new casino eventually become the site of a new heist. That would be cool. Get revenge on the place. Read more

I will pitch a Janet Jackson week to the people in charge. Read more

I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out.  Read more

But he knows a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low. But his hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother. Read more

Assholes tend to find more success than they deserve.  Read more

I had a similar experience. They have really captured the feeling of being at a casino. Read more

That is ultimately my goal. To break you all and destroy your will to make Shopped images. Read more

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.” Read more

If there is no tall building you can zip to short poles or roofs, but yeah you just fall. Which I prefer. It makes web-swinging feel more like a skill you get better at. Read more

I remember finding DVD easter eggs and it was soooo cool. As a kid, I felt like a genius hacker for holding the down button for a few seconds. lol. Read more