John Walker

9/21/21

Thanks for the laugh. I hope I have to gently blow on my controller some day =)

9/21/21

John Walker’s presence continues to be an absolute boon to Kotaku.

9/21/21

They need to scrap whatever they’re really doing and greenlight this shit RIGHT NOW.

9/21/21

Laughed so hard I snorted, thanks for that.

9/21/21

This is fuckin’ gold.

9/21/21

Jokes on y’all, this is 100% real.

9/17/21

I have long believed that Sir Clive was one of the most influential people in gaming history, but seeing the evidence you lay out makes me certain of it, especially when it comes to the European branch of game developers.

9/16/21

I’ve always thought that match-3 was an under-appreciated genre, thanks to the mass of poorly done mobile offerings. Pair some tight match-3 game play with a compelling, engrossing story? You’ve sold me. Purchased.

9/14/21

Skatebird, not to be confused with Snakebird.

9/10/21

For me I think it’s movement. Spiders that are chilling off in a corner and not sneaking to somewhere to scare the shit out of me are fine. Got a house full of cellar spiders and they kill any flies and mosquitoes that manage to make it in, and they just chill up high in a corner somewhere.

Tarantulas don’t bug me… Read more

9/9/21

Blink twice if Patricia handcuffed you to your desk and is forcing you to play this.

9/1/21

In light of recent accusations against Ubisoft, I’m pretty sure when they said “this work of fiction” they meant the disclaimer itself is a work of fiction.

9/1/21

I learned this off the internet, but I can still get my kid (now 15 YO) to talk about his school day by starting with, Read more

8/30/21

/r/startrek and the other associated Star Trek subs have also gone private. I salute them for standing up to reddit in the only way they can.

8/27/21

Can you list some “wacky crap” in the AAA world? The vast majority of AAA games are pretty grounded and pretentious. Games as silly as SR4 were the exception, not the rule. That’s why it’s disappointing to see them go back to “grounded and pretentious.”

8/27/21

I disagree with basically everything John Walker writes on this site, and the one time he has a take I agree with the comments are roasting him for it. You couldn’t pay me to sit through a GTA clone, you can barely get me to sit through GTA, so SR1+2 did absolutely nothing for me. 3 raised an eyebrow, and I was all… Read more

8/26/21

Two of my favorite reactions to the reveal were:

- “They don’t look like criminals” What exactly are criminals supposed to look like? Please elaborate.

- “Typical Woke, SJW, 2021 BS” Yeah, totally different from anything in Saints Row’s past

8/26/21

For those that have not given saints row a chance because it either looked like a GTA clone or felt like its humor too much, hear me out: Read more

8/25/21

Can this guy just go away already? I mean no Disrespect. Literally.

8/17/21

What day was that? Yesterday? Read more

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