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Ugh, follow up complaining about how terrible Kinja is and how I meant that comment for a different post.

Incredibly confusing off-top comment.

Comment claiming no one cares about article topic yet chose to comment anyway.

This is, like, the 100th article about Video Game this week. Your fanboyism is showing. How about some positive coverage of This Video Game or That Video Game for once?

Unironic offer of a hug to John and all the Kotaku staff. You’re all better than this corporate nightmare of an industry will allow you to be and I want you to know that you’re appreciated.

Comment pointing out that private companies have the right to do whatever they want because they need to increase profits, and if you don’t get that, you’re a moron who doesn’t understand how the world works.

Self-reply to emphasize a point that no one cares about and will scroll past regardless. 

Unrelated comment that should have been a new thread but isn’t.

so has Alice really fired you this time

Comment offering very legitimate career opportunity making $7,000 a month working from home, possibly doing video game blogs.

Reply making fun of you for sharing your feelings, while unintentionally sharing my own, on deck to be flamed by others coming to your aid. 

Gif used to express feeling that took longer to find than typing my thoughts... thoughtfully. 

Comment posted too quickly for me to have read article in entirety. Condescending sentence calling out author for not including piece of information clearly detailed in paragraph 4 of the story. Follow-up referencing tangential or entirely unrelated fact betraying a shallow understanding of the topic based on half a… Read more

Reply that tells you you’re an idiot without actually saying it, and at the same time spouts off information as fact that is really just my unfounded opinion.

Comment reply that disagrees with the original comment due to a misreading of a clause in the original comment, but angrily so.

Comment that contradicts author’s post but in a passive-aggressive way to seem edgy, but really I’m just fishing for upvotes and hoping people will respond so I can call them out and spit vitriol at them.

Just started playing on ps5 this weekend. I got about 5 hours in and thought “this isn’t glitchy at all!” Then suddenly two incoming calls start at the same time while the NPC I’m talking to starts moving around but their hair remains in the same place. I think I jinxed myself.

It was Target branded, but there was a red GBA.

Coincidentally, I ordered a cheap GBA this week for a hit of nostalgia and it’s been really surprising to revisit one of my favorite consoles after over a decade (I went with the OG horizontal one, I like that layout better). I remember it being a little dim, but my god, the screen is awful - even sitting under a lamp… Read more

Hmmmm... Gameboy Advance US release 20th anniversary..... Read more