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Destiny Player Hits Level 40 Without Leaving The First Mission
98 hours, spent entirely in Destiny’s first level. Holy shit. The dedicated (and ridiculous) player is none other than SerfaBoy, and you can watch him grind his way to level 40 in the video below. So, how does this even work? Well, normally this mission wants you to get to the end and collect your…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 12, 2016 -
The Five Nights At Freddy’s RPG Is Now Free (But It’s Still Pretty Bad)
After being pulled from Steam due to poor reviews, FNAF World is back on Game Jolt for free. You can play it here. But, maybe you shouldn’t? This version of FNAF World does have improvements. Hovering over an attack actually tells you what that attack does NOW, for example. But tweaks like that really can’t…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 12, 2016 -
Mario Maker’s New Pokémon Costumes Are Perfect
The original starters from Pokémon Red and Blue are now available in Mario Maker, and I think it’s safe to say Nintendo nailed them. Look at the cute sprites. The on-point animations. THE SOUND. When you get the appropriate mystery mushroom, that distinctive Pokémon jingle plays. Nevermind the usage of the original Red & Blue…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 12, 2016 -
Kanye West Is Really Proud Of His New Video Game
Last year, Kanye told the world he was working on a video game. Yesterday, the world was treated to a trailer for that video game. Last night, Kanye livestreamed a big performance showing off both his new album, The Life of Pablo, along with his newest clothing line. Unexpectedly, he also showed off his game…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 12, 2016 -
Fallout 4 Looks Better On Consoles Now
Good news, PS4 and Xbox One owners. Thanks to the latest Fallout 4 patch, the console versions of the game are about on par with the PC version running on high. The ever-meticulous Digital Foundry took a closer look at patch 1.03 and found that thanks to new tweaks, the draw distance on both Xbox…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 11, 2016 -
Culture
The Original 151 Pokémon, Ranked
For some people, the first set of Pokémon designed by Game Freak might as well be the only Pokémon that exist. Given that this year those O.G. Pokémon turn 20 years old, what better time to mercilessly judge them against one another? Here is the definite ranking of the original 151 Pokémon, from worst to…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 11, 2016 -
Pewdiepie’s Premium YouTube Show Is Trashy, But Entertaining
The first thing you’ll hear in the premiere of YouTube Red’s new show Scare Pewdiepie is its host, Felix Kjellberg, screaming. Of course it is. “This show takes what I already do, getting scared of horror games, but taking it to the next level,” Kjellberg, a.k.a. YouTube superstar Pewdiepie, explains. Think of it as an…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 10, 2016 -
Fallout 4 Rocket Jump Mod Looks Like A Blast
For the Commonwealth wanderer who wants to get around in style. Here’s an early look at an in-development mod by EzPlays, which allows the player to use rockets to launch themselves into the air, TF2 style: Making this even cooler is that, the more powerful your rocket is, the more distance you can vault. So…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 9, 2016 -
The New Fire Emblem Is Still Pretty Saucy
You might have heard that Fire Emblem Fates is getting rid of the infamous ‘petting’ mini game for western shores. But even with that aspect of the game gone, much of the experience is still brimming with suggestive content. As you might already know, Fire Emblem Fates has a feature that lets you build a…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 9, 2016 -
One Guy Is Documenting Every Secret Fallout 4 Location
Even if you’ve spent hundreds of hours within Fallout 4, chances are pretty slim that you’ll see everything within the game. There are hundreds of smaller locales hiding within the Commonwealth, all of which aren’t actually marked on your Pip-Boy’s map. One YouTuber, The LAWD, has spent the last few months visiting every single one…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 9, 2016 -
The Unreal Engine, Used To Create Better Dick Physics
We’ve seen video games nail cloth physics, hair physics, and even water physics. Penis physics, though? That’s mostly a new frontier. Massive NSFW warning ahead! While games like Mount Your Friends and Loadout were some of the first games to venture into this somewhat uncharted territory, we now have a more modern example of people…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 8, 2016 -
Lady Gaga Looked Like A Pokémon At The Super Bowl
Who wore it better last night, Blaziken, or Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga sang the Super Bowl national anthem yesterday, and throughout the performance, she had a pretty distinctive get-up and hairdo. Hilariously, people thought Lady Gaga resembled all sorts of geeky and nerdy things, not just Pokémon. Let’s take a closer look and judge the…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 8, 2016 -
‘The Big Erect One Looks Weird’: Adding Dicks To Fallout 4
Female nudity mods, Fallout 4 already has covered. Male nudity mods are a whole other story, though. When I last spoke to Fallout 4 modders,they alleged that making nudity mods for male characters was more difficult than female nudity mods. A month later, it seems that some progress has been made, though it’s coming slowly.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 5, 2016 -
The Real Malware Messages Hackers Used To Leave On Computers
The 80s and 90s were a different time, especially when it comes to computer viruses. It’s pretty cool to look back now, when we’re safe from being infected by these old-school nefarious programs. Archive.org has a new collection called ‘The Malware Museum,” and it lets you look through the messages and animations that viruses left…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 5, 2016 -
U.S. Version of Fire Emblem Fates Ditches The Petting Mini-Game, Keeps The Talking
Unlike the Japanese version of Fire Emblem Fates, you won’t be able to “pet” your fellow soldiers, Pokemon Amie style. But that’s OK. You still get something! Slight spoilers for Fire Emblem Fates here! Basically, the way it works is, once the player gets to chapter seven of Fire Emblem Fates, the game introduces its…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 5, 2016 -
Pokémon’s Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained
Over the years, people have battled and captured hundreds of Pokémon. And while everyone has their favorite, no pocket monster is as infamous as “Missingno.” That’s because Missingno isn’t quite a Pokémon at all. Let me explain. As Pokémon veterans and gaming history buffs know, Missingno is a glitch that players can find in Pokémon…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 4, 2016 -
The Smash Bros. Roster Has Become Even More Ridiculous In 2016
I still can’t believe that all of these characters are in the same game. Corrin and Bayonetta were added to Smash Bros. last night as purchasable DLC: (Pro-tip: after you purchase them, you have to re-start the game in order for the new characters to appear.) Here’s every single move Corrin and Bayonetta can do,…
By Patricia Hernandez Published February 4, 2016