Owen Good's discussions

from Atlanta through Miami, Alabama, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Las Vegas, and, finally, Southern California. Read more

I read this before watching the clip and now it’s 3x as funny, thank you ... Read more

So obligatory ... and yet nobody obliged?

You’re right, it really is a sticky situation. Read more

You also can’t spell “unctuous assmaggots” without N-C-A-A Read more

Hey pal, didn’t you see the sign outside? It says no anschlussing Read more

“Like the Weedwhacker Bowl, except professional.” — AAF elevator pitch Read more

Enthusiastic and understandable. Also a good video to share apropos of nothing.

hashtag SchrodingersGoat Read more

IIRC, the Colts were the first ones to say the Patriots’ successes were inflated Read more

I see that Jim Irsay emerged from his opioid cocoon looking like White Al Sharpton. Read more

“Did not knowingly ingest,” is this subject’s equivalent of “my Twitter was hacked.” Read more

The poor players are the ones who remember. Read more

This is downright hilarious, especially how they gave him buck teeth at one point. I suppose it’s too much to hope for this livery in NASCAR Heat 3. Read more

The Red Sox’ championship the next year and the three since still don’t erase what that stupid dumbshit asshole did. A fucking two-year-old knew Martinez was done for when he went out to the mound. Read more

This Super Bowl reminded me a lot of the 2003 World Series, in that America could have had a very interesting matchup of two very watchable, very rootable teams, and instead got an arrogant asshole dynasty versus a team whose own fans don’t give a fuck about it, and an absolutely unwatchable, uninteresting television… Read more

I can’t believe I missed on “wiffle ball.” I was like “a fan is not a fucking toy....”

The cutest part of their friendship is when Tobi tries to touch Bobi’s head. Read more

Are the Florida Atlanta Owls like the NOOCH of MISL or something Read more