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In college, I once stole a red Texaco employee shirt off a hanger in a gas station bathroom so that a fraternity brother could make the dress code (“collared shirts only”) at a shitty dance club in Greensboro, N.C. This has been a Masters Moment with your host Owen Good Read more

You know where this is headed though. Next time the Astros beat the White Sox 15-10 I don’t want to hear anything about Altuve not making the extra point, OK Read more

Gordon got the jump on the suspension news this morning

Never, ever, ever gets old. Read more

Somewhere Bobby Hurley is nodding sadly Read more

Roy Ellison’s an umpire. Shawn Hochuli was the referee in the Bills-Dolphins game. Read more

THE MENTALIST! Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBS. Read more

Ah, OK, that’s the part I missed. Read the fuckin’ article Owen, it’s right there. Read more

Even with the caveats that this is mostly “hey look at this” and not predictive I’m still tempted to no-shit the findings. It’s no surprise that a team would fare more poorly on the road overall as opposed to home, whatever the time zone. And it’s no surprise that a winning franchise since the merger, like the… Read more

As an aside to that Raycom thing — I’m in Winston-Salem’s TV market and this fucker was playing on WGGT Channel 48, and it was listed in the guide as “Paid Programming.” That’s a hell of an ignominious way for Raycom to go out, especially here and for this game. Read more

Oh, defe-gate is good. I’m stealing that one for later poop scandals. Read more

Establishing the important constitutional test of “he who deduced it, produced it.” Read more

Flatusgate Read more

Rather than play the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” card, the Scotsman went some serious lengths to deny any and all accusations. Read more

First of all, if your name is Jim Bob Cooter, the only proprietary information you get to keep is the design for next year’s model line of mouth harps. Read more

Bobby Petrino will be back in coaching soon enough, because there will always be some school with more money than dignity, usually in the Sun Belt or the SEC West, willing to hire him. Read more

Godpiss fartdookie, these are some motherpooting great headlines. Read more

Man, that is some Process-ed cheese Read more

Relieved? Read more