Owen Good's discussions

Hi, idiot here, can someone explain to me what the exemption is letting Duke basketball play this early, even as an exhibition against non-NCAA teams? I thought basketball programs had dates before which they couldn’t practice or compete, hence Midnight Madness? What memo did I miss? Read more

“Pick that shit up, you dumb mother fuckers! ... Let’s go have a beer, doc.(desperate gasping). God dammit, tore my nail off.” Still one of the greatest baseball vids from the YouTube era. Read more

I starred this and every single comment in this thread. This made my day. Read more

Hypothetical optimal outcome: Newspaper columnist writes teeth-sucking upbraiding of Jones for vetoing the trade. Jones remembers this. When columnist’s management starts offering newsroom buyouts, Jones makes a bunch of comments about how he should take that offer out of loyalty and respect to his team. Read more

Obviously, I could quote, I say, quote, that there wikipedia entry and sound real smart, but I think the name comes from a (fictitious) Sen. Claghorn. His dialogue and behavior could very well be someone else. All I know is my brother and I would make fun of Jesse Helms using a Foghorn Leghorn voice, so dude’s got… Read more

Yuh got, I say yuh gotta get that accent right, boy. Think Jesse Helms with a quart of bourbon in him
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We also need a ranking of Foghorn Leghorn’s aphorisms. To begin that discussion: Read more

Tweety is vastly underrated. Everything else is fine, but Tweety once disposed of Sylvester thusly: Sylvester had inflated a balloon to ascend to Tweety’s position on the upper floor of an apartment building. Tweety handed Sylvester an anvil, plunging him to the street below. Thinking quickly, Sylvester unloaded the… Read more

+11 herbs and spices Read more

Oh yeah, I’ll drink a 20-ouncer of those any day Read more

Tim, all the best to you, you’ve been an incredible workhorse, I know the business has gotten so much meaner over the years but the sweet spot time, the best time to be in this gig, I have so many chuckle-inducing memories of the fun things you’ve done and said and shown us. And though the video and the gifs are the… Read more

Welp, that’s racin’. Read more

“Give ‘em a wreck at the end and they’ll bring a friend.” — Petty, Richard Lee Read more

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Hi there, as headmaster of Fuckface Passive Aggressive Country Day in upper Calvert, uh, -ia, we will be glad to play for $500,000, the going rate for schools getting the shit kicked out of them by football factories burnishing their resume. Read more

Then I’d say the relentless publicity surrounding this man and what he did accomplished its intended purpose. Better yet, it got him well before he became a member of MLBPA and thus any collusion case is both impossible to prove and won’t have the help of a players’ union.

Now, some may wonder if this is a good thing,… Read more

“Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country.” Read more

I look forward to the inevitable lawsuit accusing St. Lacrosse, Richfuck Prep, Whatever Country Day, Honkaloid Friends School and Prick Academy of colluding to not schedule/drop games. Read more

“Your grandmother took a little spill today ... broke her coccyx.” Read more

Here’s where, uh, the star of two HGTV house-flipping shows comes in. Read more