Owen Good's discussions

Dodge had this idea in 2005 when it redesigned the Magnum Read more

His hand is fine. Wearing a glove into a news conference is plainly cover. If his hand was not fine, he’d go up there without one. Read more

“Sadie Mae! Sadie Mae! That dang ol ref done throwed out one our boys from the Quicklane O’Brady’s Weedwhacker Dot.com Bowl! That is a insult to our sovereign dignity! Run go Google me Rand Paul’s phone numbah! And that bastard-ass ref’s too! Put down my nephew-son now and do it!” Read more

How sad are you to give any kind of a shit about Kentucky football. Read more

I would call the cops if it was Oakley. But I would also examine what life choices I had made to get me on Oak’s bad side, and try to change that. Read more

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

I think just about anybody from their era would tear someone’s ass apart for that, but yeah, that’s what makes the jokes about Chris Paul so funny. Here comes Bel Biv Devoe through a secret trap door to beat the shit out of Austin Rivers Read more

I cannot stop watching this video.

Barry posted an excerpt earlier but Shaq’s extended remarks about calling the cops down to the locker room are the funniest thing I’ve heard in sports broadcasting. Maybe there’s something funnier, but I forgot it by now:
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Yeah, I was being a toolshed, didn’t see the joke. Read more

ah shit, literal-type pun. I’m a dipshit. Read more

OK, I was making a reference to Stackhouse changing into a track suit after a game to beat the shit out of Kirk Snyder. http://uproxx.com/dimemag/the-top-5-times-jerry-stackhouse-beat-down-a-nba-player/4/ Read more

“Fuckin’ millennials.” — Jerry Stackhouse Read more

Believe me, I’m trying my ass off to tune in to what goes down for this weekend’s games so I can get some action down. Read more

The woman in the Teddy Bridgewater jersey was just pure fun. I like happy people. Read more

I’ve had two premonitions in my life. My mom and I were just talking about the first one, actually. It was in 2007, I was on the 280 driving into San Jose and I heard in my mind, “Something bad is going to happen.” I slowed down and got in the right lane, and sure enough, there was an enormous, violent sound and a car… Read more

I don’t even understand what the rationale is. I suppose the defending team has a chance to score two with a block and runback of the PAT attempt, but when even that longshot has no bearing on winning or losing, they should just call it off right there. Read more

Are we talking local time, eastern time or what. Because living on the west coast was sports heaven. Read more

I hate you so much right now. +1 Read more

How can something be legendary if it hasn’t even existed for a full hour. Read more