Owen Good's discussions

There really is no middle ground here. Read more

So good. I hate myself for not thinking of a Lions joke in this. Read more

“Sources say Richardson called an employee into his office to watch an offensive internet video that he said, quote, really turned him on.”

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Draft Kings should have a daily fantasy game for which NFL executive gets accused of sexual harassment. You gotta figure Jerry Jones is somewhere around an $8,500 to $9,500. Elway is $7,500 to $8,000. Richardson would have been great value at $6,000. Irsay and Haslam probably $6,500 for past bad acts. I bet the… Read more

I dunno, I don’t prefer sleeping where, when I close my eyes, I see pale red as opposed to jet black. And napping in a sunbeam doesn’t seem like a get-a-sleeping-mask moment, but to each their own.
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The NFL has about, I dunno, four franchises that are actually reliably good: Pittsburgh, Green Bay, New England, Seattle, I dunno, spitballing here. Seven-eighths of the league is just some form of bad. Snakebit bad (Minnesota), injured bad, own-worst-enemy bad (KC and Cincy), fucktarded bad. The Jets wouldn’t even… Read more

My perspective may be influenced by the fact I have a really shitty IKEA bed purchased in 2005 ... Read more

Sleep, ranked: Read more

That, too, is an advisible course of action. Read more

On Twitter, mute. No second chance, no engagement. If you were an asshole to me once, you will be an asshole to me again. Bye. Blocking is worthless because your feed can still be (hate-)read by those you block, and they take it as a badge of honor that they got blocked and parade it around to their 200 followers.… Read more

The National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum takes very seriously its mission of education as a museum chartered under New York state law. The accomplishments of Barry Bonds, Pete Rose, Joe Jackson, Curt Flood, the events of the labor stoppages, the organization of the players’ union, the era of free agency, and all… Read more

Trammell is a good choice. Morris is a poor choice. Marvin Miller would not care about the honor, given who confers it and the ownership in the gallery.

Unfortunately for him he’s become a tool for people to beat the BBWAA over the head every December in Internet comments. Read more

Very close second to George Bell for A.L. MVP in 1987. Teammate Darrell Evans was 13th. Read more

“A Mennonite is like the Amish except with a refrigerator and an attitude.”
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At the end of 2004 I visited a friend in his hometown of Lancaster, where his father was a Mennonite pastor. My friend’s father gets home in the afternoon and, still wearing his tie, button-down shirt and slacks, sits down in an easy chair in the living room to watch the local news — which is leading with the… Read more

“Well, Corky” is my common preamble when replying to noisome Millennials. Read more