Owen Good's discussions

So, basically, onion juice gave rats premature ejaculation. Which accurately describes what happened at 4chan Read more

That last jump where the tractor tire blasts through the ramp, then every barrier, gets me every time. Read more

It’s like when you’re cleaning up on Saturday afternoon and Commando comes on a UHF station’s movie-of-the-week program at 3 pm, and you sit down and watch the whole thing to the end Read more

Masters of visual storytelling. +1 Read more

When it comes to bizarre TV, the Japanese have really cornered the market Read more

Still the best:

It’ll fucking never get better. It’s been this kind of fucking bullshit for 30 years for NC State, and it’ll be this kind of fucking bullshit for 30 more. But boy can we build some facilities named for people who dump hog shit in the rivers. Read more

+1 spinal column leaking fluid into the back of the mouth Read more

Wait a minute. Read more

This query from Dad got me to spill my guts, implicating my older brother, as we stood there before our parents. “You ... fucking ... idiot!!!!” my brother hissed. I looked at him and stared straight into Superman’s laserbeam vision. He would have killed me. Read more

A subset of the Medical Emergency is: Read more

The best Dad voice is this: Read more

Point of order, don’t your three stars therefore belong to me as well? Read more

A poor/ignorant comparison on my part, then. Also, it’s dealing with a school in a university, not the whole university. But thanks for clarifying that. Read more

Leaving aside the names — I think a flagship state public university with an enrollment over 25,000 would have to do something criminal, like literally open a diploma mill — to have its accreditation threatened. That brings into play so much, not the least of which is federal aid and loans to students. Accreditation… Read more

Exactly. This is for show. UNC, and pretty much any large public university of its size, is too big to fail. I don’t expect its accreditation to be meaningfully threatened, and if it was, who knows what kind of political shitstorm, which the SACS doesn’t want to invite over a fucking athletic scandal, would follow. I… Read more

Not with a gun to my head, not for register of deeds, would I vote GOP. Read more