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I hate design. It’s a neverending contest to see who can find the most irrelevant thing and fetishize the shit out of it. Read more

Great. Now, let’s see how many female inmates demand sex reassignment surgery and a transfer to the men’s unit.

I’m betting we can check back in 20 years and that number will still be zero. Read more

Well this is it. This is the tipping point for sure. This will be what sinks Trump’s administration before it can begin, because if there’s anything even his own supporters can’t tolerate, it’s plagiarism.

Who gives a fuck. Read more

Why couldn’t Hess have gotten punched. Read more

Just popping in to say I read your handle aloud and then lol’ed. It was like a dog farting himself awake. +1 Read more

As opposed to Bill Belichick, who is too great to be a human coach. Read more

This reply is completely authoritative, given your handle. +1 Read more

Not much left to say; this guy’s family tree is nothing but Ashes Read more

I’m running out of here before someone lights this thread ablaze — the old leg before wick-it Read more

For starters, one game probably is a good enough punishment. That, plus the pillorying Grayson Allen got in the media and elsewhere is fine; let’s not pretend he punched someone in the back of the head. Read more

“Intentionally and in anger” is the real key here. Strike a ball intentionally and in anger in tennis, and it hits an official, that’s a default regardless of whether it takes a goofy rebound and hits someone by accident or if you meant to blast it out of the arena and hit it off the edge of your racket instead. I do Read more

Most officiating structures try to keep intent out of the ruling, especially when it comes to matters like this. You are right, though, that this looks like an honest mistake. The refs are probably technically correct (the best kind!) but it’s hard, based on the lob or on Westbrook’s chagrined reaction, to believe he Read more

I’ve made my peace with Bonds and Clemens and the other steroid cheats getting in someday. Hall of Fame voting is very much like our presidential election in that votes either for or against are more about telling someone else or their ideology to fuck off than they are for a candidate or his qualifications. Read more

This is like one of those Jeopardy answers where Trebek asks for someone to be more specific and there’s a pause and they allow it. +1

“Potent Potables” for $600. Read more

Wait’ll you see what doesn’t happen to UNC. Read more

That’s why he has Pete Gaudet, Jr. around to answer the questions Read more

Boulware’s candor is actually refreshing. I don’t believe it’s some lighthearted thing though. I’m sure it’s to take a guy out of his game, and probably coupled with some earlier post-play jawing. But at least he didn’t deny grabbing asses, and the remark about showering and insecurity is really revealing. Read more