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Nah. I’m cool with this. Michigan’s response to the Flint water crisis is a state-level disgrace. Anything that humiliates that is in fair play. Read more

You got your hands in my back pockets Read more

This is one of those situations where my sympathy is sent to a bunch of poor kids in Sierra Leone instead Read more

One would think a professor from the business school could impress upon them the idea of a sunk cost.

And how to keep from sinking more into it. Read more

OK, you’re right about that. In both ways. Still, a two-word nickname is almost always some focus group nonsense cooked up by a marketing major three years out of college. Read more

It’s the name of the Army’s parachute demonstration team, too. But I agree that two-word names are innately bush-league and Nighthawks would have been so much better. I wonder if Chicago had anything to say about that (because for sure it would be truncated to ‘Hawks by announcers, headline writers, everyone) Read more

Oh God, whine complain bitch piss moan. Here’s the next four years, everyone. The righteous victimhood of the left versus the righteous grievance of the right. Read more

The first HamNo headline that I agree with unconditionally. Read more

So long as Bo Rein isn’t flying it. Read more

State. Mom and Dad didn’t have the money and we’re Episcopalian besides Read more

Cheer up, Charlie, there’s always some dumbshit ACC team that’ll take you on. Read more

My first thought as well. +1 Read more

Cop: OK, sir, we have to do a roadside sobriety test Read more

That’s not the masthead. It’s the banner. Or more correctly “above the flag.” Read more

Meanwhile, in I-AA, someone’s like “My favorite band is the Ass Ponys! But only if someone would ask!” Read more

As a childless single man, my corresponding rankings are grades 1 through 8 (fuck high school)

1. 7th Read more

Let’s just cut to the chase. We’re here in the comments for the truthering and the counter-truthering. Read more

So it’s White People Chavez Ravine. Read more

You worked for Chaffetz, the guy whose fishing expedition on Benghazi produced the phony email scandal that cost HRC the election. The guy who also promised to relentlessly investigate her if she was elected, as a method of obstruction rather than representative government. Read more