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The Diablo III Switch Port Took Nine Months
It’s official: Diablo III is coming to Switch. Later this year, you’ll be able to cosplay as Ganondorf from Legend of Zelda and kick the crap out of Diablo from Diablo. It’s the first Blizzard game on a Nintendo platform in 15 years, but fortunately, Blizzard had help. During a meeting in San Francisco earlier…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 16, 2018 -
Librarian Embezzles $89,000 To Spend On Mobile Game
Last year, Adam Winger, the director of the North Logan City library in Utah, resigned for reasons that were not immediately clear. Now things have become a teensy bit clearer: He’s been found guilty of spending $89,000 in public money on mobile game sensation Game of War Earlier this year, local news outlet The Herald…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 15, 2018 -
Diablo III Is Coming To Switch Later This Year
The day that was prophesied by a light switch is finally upon us: Diablo III is coming to Nintendo Switch this year. The news was meant to be announced tomorrow, but appeared today on Forbes in a post that’s since been deleted. Diablo III Eternal Collection on Switch will include the original game, the Reaper…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 15, 2018 -
Opponents Logan Paul Should Fight In The UFC, Ranked
Next week, YouTuber of suicide forest infamy Logan Paul will step into the ring for his first-ever boxing match against marginally more experienced YouTuber-turned-boxer KSI. The fight will be hilariously bad. So of course, people are already talking about Paul’s promising future as a UFC fighter. It all began last week when Paul told TMZ…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 14, 2018 -
Ninja Should Stream With Women
During a recent Samsung event, Twitch megastar Tyler “Ninja” Blevins said he purposely avoids streaming with “female gamers.” The site’s number-one streamer said that he believes if he invited women on his channel, the gossip mill would immediately begin cranking out videos suggesting that Ninja is in romantic relationships with them. On the one hand,…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 13, 2018 -
Twitch Streamer Unbans Fan After They Write 1,000 Word Apology Letter
A few days ago, Fortnite streamer Ben “DrLupo” Lupo found himself in a situation that’s become regrettably common on Twitch. A subscriber called him “cancer.” He banned them, but with a caveat: if they wrote an apology letter, they could come back. DrLupo, a frequent playing partner of Twitch’s top streamer Ninja, has risen to…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 10, 2018 -
Esports
The Keemstar vs Fortnite saga continues. Today Keem protested Epic’s Fortnite Summer Skirmish with a campaign to get Minecraft more Twitch viewers. Keem said that it might be a “big fail,” and it kinda was. While Keem’s chat yelled at him for playing wrong, Minecraft peaked at over 20,000. Fortnite had 230,000. It was an…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 10, 2018 -
No Man’s Sky’s Opening Hours Are Still A Slog
I hadn’t booted up No Man’s Sky in more than a year when I first dove into the recent Next update. I had an old save littered with dim memories and obsolete technology, but I decided I was gonna do things right: I was gonna start anew. I now regret my decision. Regardless of your…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 10, 2018 -
Esports
Hammond Debuts In Overwatch Pro Scene, With Mixed Results
Despite his penchant for crashing into the thick of things and leaving craters in his wake, Wrecking Ball has yet to make a huge impact on Overwatch’s meta. Then again, he only just got added to the game. Last night, though, the hamster hero showed squeaky inklings of his potential in two Overwatch Contenders playoff…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 9, 2018 -
Discord Is Launching Its Own Curated Game Store
Back in June, ubiquitous chat company Discord launched a games tab that bore a slight resemblance to Steam’s front page. Now it’s launching its own store that resolutely refutes Steam’s anything-goes approach. Valve recently said that it’s opening Steam’s floodgates wider than ever before. Discord, on the other hand, says it is hoping its store…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 9, 2018 -
No Man’s Sky Has Griefers, But Tools To Keep Them Out Are On The Way
Even with all its recent Next update additions, No Man’s Sky is still mostly a game about exploration for exploration’s sake. It makes a perverse sort of sense, then, that within that framework people would also find a way to grief purely for the thrill and power of it. If you opt into No Man’s…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 8, 2018 -
Why Video Game Characters Almost Never Remove Their Clothes
Video game graphics are quickly becoming astonishing simulacra of reality. We can roam unimaginable lands, interact with believable characters, and punch Nazis until they’re covered in lifelike injuries. And yet, video games still struggle to show someone taking off their clothes. Consider this scene of Jacob steamily removing his shirt in Electronic Arts’ 2010 game…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 8, 2018 -
Culture
Garfield Kart, As Told By Steam Reviews
Join Garfield and his friends in the funniest fast and fur-ious game! What character do you want to play with? Garfield, Odie, Jon, Nermal… you choose! Take part in n o h o l d s b a r r e d c r a z y r a c e s. Garfield Kart came…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 7, 2018 -
Lil Yachty Responds To His Fortnite Haters: ‘I’m A Millionaire’
Lil Yachty isn’t the most conventional rapper, but he can rap. Of this there is no doubt. Can the 20-year-old star play Fortnite, though? Not well, say his Twitch followers. Not well. The boat-est of all time has been heavily involved with Fortnite this year, playing with Myth at Epic’s E3-adjacent Fortnite Pro-Am, teaming up…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 7, 2018 -
How Myth Became Twitch’s Second Most Popular Streamer
For most streamers, “making it” on Twitch is a painstakingly slow process, a years-long grind that reduces even iron resolves to rubble. And while there’s no doubting that Ali “Myth” Kabbani worked hard, he reached the top of the mountain on a, well, accelerated time scale. As of yesterday, Myth became the second most-followed streamer…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 6, 2018 -
Esports
Smash Pro Plans To Donate Some Of His Evo Winnings To Lesser-Paid Players
Yesterday, William “Leffen” Hjelte won Super Smash Bros Melee gold at Evo, fighting games’ biggest stage, but now he’s cementing himself as one of the greats. Leffen announced that he will donate a portion of his prize money to lower-placing players, who took home pennies by comparison. Leffen explained his rationale on Twitter. “I will…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 6, 2018 -
World Of Warcraft Players Are Removing Pieces Of Armor To Protest Recent Plot Developments
Despite being the leader of World of Warcraft’s Horde, Sylvanas is currently on Horde players’ shit list. The reason? Earlier this week, she did too big of a murder. Now another major Horde character has turned against her, and players are demonstrating in-game to show solidarity. In a cinematic released yesterday, legendary Horde warrior Varok…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 3, 2018 -
Culture
Inspired By Her Game Dev Dad, 7-Year-Old Releases Her First Steam Game
Penny McDonald’s debut game, Answer The Question, released on Steam this week to unanimously positive reviews. Also, Penny is 7 years old. Penny’s illustrious game development career began last week, though she’s been playing games since she was a toddler. She was intrigued by the progress of an ongoing project by independent game developer Lance…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 3, 2018 -
Culture
Steam’s Highest-Level User Finally Dethroned After Two Years
Two years ago, a Steam user going by the handle St4ck came out of nowhere and snatched the title of “highest-level Steam user” away from PalmDesert, a user who’d practically become a legend by that point. Now it’s St4ck who has been dethroned. What does it mean to have a high Steam level? Well, not…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 2, 2018