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Not featured: Facebook’s investigation team letting me know that actual sexually inappropriate posts that I’ve flagged on facebook (including a cartoon diagram of intercourse, right in my feed) are perfectly fine and won’t be removed. Read more

That looks really frickin’ cool. Read more

I hate to say it but, that not actually true, since the 1970s. You just copyright it as choreography.
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That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument. Read more

I’ve banned a lot of people in my 10+ years working video game support, so I’ll submit two stories, both from the same company: Read more

Brosette though. Read more

the guy had one job. post shit and don’t make the company look bad. he failed twice. no sympathy. Read more

The main thing that’s always bugged me in video game teeth for pretty much all of the PS3/360 and current gen is that artists feel the need to model individual teeth, and then the lighting engines hit them all and shade them individually which always comes off as freaky and bad, like there’s bigger gaps in between… Read more

Are they going to patch it again when the Redskins sign him?
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“NSFW warning: there are tiny dicks.” Read more

I mean, we can replace “Over 9000" with “3-1 Lead” and suddenly we have a winner. Read more

I see he still calls it “the Americas,” like a time-displaced 16th-century sailor. Read more

Sure, Arthur’s pretty cool, but he’s no Travis Touchdown.

In the eyes of God we’re all legendary. Read more

They look great, both of them.
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Holy shit Read more

It is super easy to snark about release dates because RSI/Cloud Imperium are astoundingly good at not caring about release dates to the point of mockery.  This is self inflicted.
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Wow buddy, perhaps this game isn’t for you then.   Read more

Can I just ask: have you ever actually played the thing, or are you just deciding it’s morally reprehensible based on what the internet’s told you to think? Read more

Isn’t that for the Ultimate Team thing, which unlike most other things EA said was completely optional, is actually completely optional? If you’re a single player, the main parts are great, if you’re a normal multiplayer guy, the normal multiplayer is okay, and if you’re a dumb whale, you have Utimate Team. So it… Read more