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Men only want one thing, and its Waluigi.
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I also love how awkwardly it’s shared in the video. One of the hosts mentions Waluigi and the video just cuts to a still of the above for 3 poignant seconds. Read more

Donna’s area was essentially Capcom going “Hey look, we can do Silent Hill when we want”.
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This dude rocks. The sneaky pink cheetah-print undies in the last pic are also fantastic. Read more

I know some folks claim Resident Evil is getting too serious but I point directly to stuff like this, Exhibit A so to speak. Can you imagine being a surviving villager, or even a lycan-monster-person, and seeing Ethan running around with a knife trying to kill chickens and pigs? I get this is optional but still, most p… Read more

Damn. Dude’s a natural.

But now let’s get to the good stuff. Dicemaker’s voice is the single most soothing voice i’ve ever heard in my life. Read more

I’m playing this for the first time right now and I literally just completed this level this morning. I had every experience described, including choking at the last and dying in trying to get the shine. With the notable exception that I didn’t randomly figure out this dismount glitch(?). Read more

Ian: “I’m not thirsty. I’m not horny.” Read more

To be fair, canonically SFV takes place before SFIII, so maybe he hasn’t developed the confidence to free ball yet? Read more

Bridge Troll > Cop

You won, silly! Read more

With or without the shadow buff, Wii Fit Trainer is still believed to be a firmly middle-of-the-road fighter, which is a shame for how fun they are to watch in high-level play.
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That game is scary as hell. Fuck that village, those hard puzzles, those damn characters and all the scary shit in that game. Whoever came up with Mundaun is a twisted sumbitch. Read more

... ooh. Idea. Fortnite is Hell for Peely. He’s actually some sort of alien warlord and his eternal punishment is to be a grinning, cheerful mascot who gets murdered brutally over and over. Enjoy that soul balm, folks! Read more

Not a R6:Siege player either, but also in total agreement that these designs are amazing. I love the flavour of them and though they clash spectacularly with Siege’s overall aesthetic, which incidentally is what makes them work so well. Read more

The hallway in the Sifu trailer reminded of the Oldboy fight scene. Read more

“What are you doing with your life?”
“You’re playing that Avengers game.”
“Dohohohoho!”

I spoof in this game. I have a burner account that exists to trade me and some friends the regionals and a couple pokemon that are so rare they might as well not exist. Read more

I will continue to be amazed until the I’m lowered into my grave that the idea of “maybe the princess can save herself once in a while” absolutely fucking shattered so many adult brains into of millions pieces.

just...just jaw-to-the-floor astounded to this day. Read more

It’s not even just “anti-SJW”.

the ability to switch between graphics engines is one of the features microsoft and no one else has pressed for remasters and I don’t understand why more remasters don’t do it, it’s fairly simple and is a great way to appease fans who want easy ways to play the games as they were originally intended.
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