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Prison Architect is now available on tablets for both Android and iOS. The game is free to play, although you’ll need to pay to unlock all the game modes. Ever dreamed of carrying a maximum security prison in your backpack? You’re in luck!

CW’s Riverdale: Gossip Girl by way of Twin Peaks. Half as good as you think it might be and twice as watchable. What it is: A sexed-up reimagining of Archie. Yeah, that Archie. What I’ve watched: The first five episodes. I’m doing my best to take my time. Is it good? I would never do…

Let’s Talk About Lucio’s New Overwatch Skin, Which Is Bad

Lucio’s new legendary skin for the Overwatch one year anniversary is causing me physical pain. Lucio, unfortunately, has a history of questionable skins. If you’re a Lucio player, you have the exciting potential of being a soccer player, a hockey player, a DJ in a frog mask, or a DJ in a golden frog mask.…

Five Skyrim and Fallout Mods That Fix Obvious Cat Problems

The greatest tragedy in my life is that I am allergic to cats. I’d normally supplant my desire for cat ownership by getting one in a video game, but, a cursory look at the mods on Nexus shows me that video game cats in popular games like Skyrim and Fallout 4 aren’t quite right. Here…

One Of Steam’s Top Sellers Right Now Is A Nicer, Gentler Dwarf Fortress

Oxygen Not Included is like a kinder, cuddlier Dwarf Fortress. Sure, you’ll still get into a starvation spiral where everyone in your colony dies, but this base-building game looks cute while it happens. Oxygen Not Included is a game in the vein of Dwarf Fortress or Rimworld—you select some colonists and juggle all their needs…

A Nintendo Fan’s Quest To Collect Every Wii U Game On Miiverse

There are over 700 games for the Wii U, and one person on Miiverse is trying to collect all of them. If you scroll all the way down on 47’s profile, who sports an Agent 47 from Hitman themed Mii, you’ll see what remains of their adventure collecting games for the Wii U. Their profile…

You Should Play This Creepy, Free Horror Game

Glitched out texts, lush water colors and abandoned towns: Yurei Station, a visual novel that came out a few weeks ago on itch.io, uses these elements to create a horror game that lingers with you long after you’re done with it. Yurei Station was created by Atelier Santô, a French comics and game dev duo…

Every Second Of The New Reservoir Dogs Game Is An Emotional Struggle

The new Reservoir Dogs video game Reservoir Dogs: Bloody Days is occasionally fun. But every time I felt myself enjoying it, a little voice would whisper to me, “You could just watch Reservoir Dogs.” Bloody Days’ biggest challenge was convincing me not to exit the game and go watch the 1992 Quentin Tarantino film on…

The Top iOS Game Is A Fidget Spinner App, Because Of Course It Is

Fidget spinners are taking America by storm, as the Tamagotchi and yo-yo did before them. Unlike those other examples, spinners aren’t necessarily toys, but rather concentration tools for distracted or hyperactive kids. They’re being banned from schools all the same. In New York, you can grab one at pretty much any bodega and twirl to…

Nintendo Fans Are Losing It Over Twintelle, Arms‘ New Character

During last night’s Nintendo Direct, a few new characters for Arms were revealed. In particular, the internet loves Twintelle, because, well, she’s kinda thicc All of the characters for Arms, Nintendo’s upcoming fighting game for the Switch, have been really charming. Ribbon Girl has a cute cheerleader vibe and Minmin looks like a bowl of…

Designer Pokémon Watch Costs $258,000, Is Ugly

Luxury Swiss watchmakers RJ-Romain Jerome have made meticulous, fascinating watches since 2004. Now, they’re collaborating with Pokémon. The results aren’t so pretty. If you want quickly understand what kind of watches RJ-Romain Jerome makes and who those watches are for, let this sentence wash over you: In 2012, they made a watch that contained materials…

Sims 4 Mod Lets You Square Up With Your Toddlers

Toddlers in The Sims series have are generally annoying. They can’t walk, talk or use the bathroom on their own, and they’ll keep adult sims up all night to boot. This mod lets you show them how you really feel. The “Square Up” meme—an image of a woman attempting to fight a child—propagated on Black…

Every Big Game Coming Out In Spring 2017

Spring has arrived, and with it, a new slew of big releases. Here’s what to look out for from now until summer. March 23rd Super Mario Run | Android | Runner March 24th Zero Escape: The Nonary Games | PC, PS4, Vita | Visual Novel/Puzzle March 28th Snake Pass | PC, Switch, PS4, Xbox One…

Skyrim Modder Wants You To Know Their Child Killing Mod Is The Best One

One of the hottest mods for Skyrim right now makes children killable. While that’s not a new feature in the modding world, the person that made this particular mod really wants you to know this is the definitive child murder mod. Each week, the Nexus Mods index for Skyrim highlights mods that have reached a…

Twitch’s Mr. Rogers Stream Is The Purest Thing On The Internet Right Now

Yesterday Twitch started a marathon of all 886 episodes of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood, and thousands of people are watching. Completely by coincidence, I am crying at work. I grew up watching Mr. Rogers on PBS, as well as a ton of other PBS programming, including Arthur, Sesame Street, Masterpiece Theater and Bill Nye The Science…

The latest Sims 4 Game Pack, Parenthood, will be released on May 30th. The pack will focus on changing up the family dynamic, making teenagers more rebellious and adding new traits that are dependent on how you raise your sims. Teen sims will also get acne, a phase I’m sure everyone wants to relive.

Battlegrounds, As Told By Steam Reviews

Battlegrounds is a battle royale game taking Twitch and YouTube by storm. It’s also generated some wild Steam reviews. Battlegrounds is still in early access and has a lot of optimization issues, but that doesn’t mean that Steam users can’t still see the value in it. It’s been called the best of its genre, wherein…

People Are Reminiscing About A PS1 JRPG That Didn’t Exist

Two game devs made up a classic JRPG to help promote their new title, a twine game about fandom, nostalgia and Usenet boards. What they didn’t count on was people believing the fake game was real. Sophia Park and Penelope Evans initially gave out jewel cases for Arc Symphony, a “classic” JRPG that they made…

What You Need To Know About Eurovision, Humanity’s Greatest Achievement

The Eurovision Song Contest began in 1956, when seven European countries competed in Switzerland to find the best original song composition. Positioned as a light entertainment event, Eurovision has since morphed into a nightmare techno bloodbath juggernaut. Tomorrow, 26 of the 43 participating countries will perform their original songs to be judged by every European…

Thousands of Sims Players Want Their Characters To Have A Skin Condition

Just like humans, sims go through fashion trends. As people make custom content and mods, certain ones will rise to the top as particularly attractive or trendy. Right now, thousands of very trendy sims have vitiligo. People who have vitiligo lose the melanin in their skin—Michael Jackson famously had the condition. The vibrant and very…