As Always, You Had Me At "Dog Riding a Bike"

I mean, you didn't even have to tell me his name was "Norman."

Hello Kotaku, and welcome to Tuesday's open thread. I always used to like Tuesdays because even though the weekend is far away, 'Rescue 911' was on. Maybe I'll do a week of open threads themed to the TV shows I used to watch growing up.

In the meantime, here are some things to read and maybe talk about.

• Six things men can learn from getting hit on by other men ' "There is no good reason to take a picture of your dick."

• Screenshots of Deapair continues to be a depressing good time - "Dining Alone." Heh.
• Hey look, a dog riding a bike. - Never not funny.

This guy makes amazing fantasy clocks - Seriously. Look at them.

• Penn Jillette rages about Obama's drug policies - "People who smoke marijuana must be set free. It is insane to lock people up."

There you have it. Have good chatting!