New movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is about as self-explanatory as it comes. As is this clip, 8-Bitham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, which imagines the flick as a retro side-scroller.

Think Konami's old TMNT or Simpsons games. Only, with the 16th President of the United States, doing what he does best. No, not free slaves, or rock chinbeards: kill pixellated vampires.

8-Bitham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter [YouTube]