Anyone? No?

Designed by Swiss watchmaker Romain Jerome—who has done this sort of thing before—there will only be 85 of these made, and they’ll only be available during the rest of August as part of a “World Watch Fair” at Japan’s flagship Nihonbashi Mitsukoshi store.

And no, that headline isn’t a typo. They’re selling for ¥2,700,000, which at today’s exchange rate is USD$26,978.56.