Why can’t Johanna be killed? How can Illidan be blinded? Why can’t Raynor and Kerrigan just be happy? All of these questions and more arise from Carbot’s latest Heroes of the Storm short.

Each of the heroes in Heroes of the Storm have been torn from their worlds and brought to the Nexus to do some things, and one can’t expect a transdimensional cosmic storm to make sense, but come on.

There is no way in hell Raynor’s ultimate would work in an underground cave. It just wouldn’t.

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