Adventure Time toys are coming to McDonald's Happy Meals January 17. Finn, Jake, Ice King and Beemo are excellent reasons to pick up boxed lunches for the homeless in your area. According to, these are boys' toys. Girls will have to deal with Paul Frank's stupid monkey.



As we all know, you can only market these kind of toys to boys. If more than 50% of the viewing audience was female, these toys would not have happened, and Adventure Time would have been canceled.