Three out of my four playable GTA V characters might be male, but not one of them was greeted upon arrival in Los Santos with a rose and clumsy sexual advances.
Now I'm not judging. Our liaison to the world of Grand Theft Auto Online is none other than Franklin's pal Lamar Davis, and he reacts exactly how one would expect him to in the situation. I'm just disappointed we don't get the option to shoot him for it.