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I have heard some good Pokémon Go stories over the past few weeks, but in terms of truly tapping into the spirit of times we are living through, I like this one the best.

It’s by comics writer Kate Leth, and while it reads like a very good joke, it’s a punchline that I 100% believe in.

POOP69, if you are reading this, know that you have had a profound impact on the world today.