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A Holiday Card of Cataclysmic Proportions

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May your holidays be filled with at least one Blizzard.


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Architeuthis Ex Machïna

Ok, this is not a holiday card- it is a Christmas card. There is no slightest hint of any other holiday besides Christmas.

I'm going to go ahead and say it: The goblins should have brought a new world event with them that involves eight days worth of oil (their engineers will always find uses for all kinds of oil, I'm sure). We need a new event and that would be pretty cool. Everyone's already thinking it, but I am sure someone will be offended. I'm pretty sure Blizz could water down the content so much that it would be as secularized as Winter's veil and Noble Garden, and I'd be pretty cool with that.