This is a story about losing your innocence, and getting your heart torn out in the worst kind of way. Also, Pokémon.

Once upon a time, there was a contest held by Blockbuster—you know, the old video rental company? The rules were simple. Entrants take the best picture they can manage in Pokémon Snap, they print them out, and they send them to Nintendo. Best picture wins a safari trip in Australia. siractionslacks, being a huge Pokémon nerd, entered the hell out of that contest. But he never expected it to turn out in the way that it did:

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All I can say is: