After all the fancy Photoshopped images and animated gifs tributing Valve’s annual Summer Sale, the Internet finally got a catchy, well-produced song. It’s made by Temp0, who’s mostly known for his StarCraft II music videos, but after listening to this he really should continue to expand his repertoire.
https://kotaku.com/steam-summer-sale-starts-now-745419732
The song is more or less about our wallet and temptation, as you can see by the full lyrics in the video’s description, transcribed here:
Every eight hours
I refresh that page to see what comes my way
Even tomorrow
I can still cash in on deals I missed today
How did I afford that?
Now my library is filled from Day to Z
Purchased a Four-Pack
I don’t even have 3 friends to play with meMan I wish these games were free
Then I could have bought a Wii
Now I have no more moneySteam Summer Sale steamrolled my wallet
every flash deal I bought it
Now I got 3 games that’ll be cool for a day (CHOO CHOO)
Steam Summer, Steam Summer Sale steamrolled my wallet
Every single bundle I’ve got it
Now I got 99 games that I may never play (CHOO CHOO)Every 8 Hours
I put in my vote and hope that it can win
I still haven’t showered
Cuz my game lost and I wait to vote again
OH what a crisis
All these games I bought on impulse thanks to Steam
Tried to play Crysis
But I still don’t have a good enough machineAnd it makes me wanna scream
As I’m staring at the screen
How did I get into this crazy situation
And what the hell was I smoking on
when I bought this Train SimulationSteam Summer Sale steamrolled my wallet
every flash deal I bought it
Now I got 3 games that’ll be cool for a day (CHOO CHOO)
Steam Summer, Steam Summer Sale steamrolled my wallet
Every single bundle I’ve got it
Now I got 99 games that I may never play (CHOO CHOO)
Temp0 – Steam Sale Steamroll [YouTube]
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