Once you see these cannibalised figures, you cannot unsee them. You may not sleep tonight, either.

They're the work of Etsy seller GeekyVixen, and take various pieces of Star Wars merchandise, various old-timey children's toys (and some other figures from the 80s) and smash them together until what's left is sheer horror.


If your tolerance for this stuff is greater than mine, you can actually buy these. Prices range from around $10 to $50+.

Oddities and Geekery [Etsy, via technabob]