To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: I Have Slightly High Blood Pressure And Am Concerned

One word: Kendo!

Today Tristan decided to take the plunge into online gaming, spending some of his 9th birthday money to purchase a year's gold account on Xbox Live. I had nothing to do with this decision, I'm pretty sure it was because most of his friends game online through the 360.

So I set up his account, protected the living hell out of it with Xbox's parental controls and sent him packing down the virtual road toward adult gaming.

Good luck Tristan.

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