But, like this guy, not a dollar short. We still had plenty of news - LucasArts' power outage, Activision's financials, Fallout: New Vegas and the Black Wii - worth rounding up in the five-star final edition of Kotaku's original reporting.

K Monthly - April 2010

Kotaku Talk Radio

Top Stories
LucasArts President Resigns
Activision Boss Explains Firing Of Modern Warfare Creators, What's Next For Infinity Ward
Fallout: New Vegas Preview: Meet Sunny, Dinky & Tabitha
God of War Returns to the PSP
Black Wii Will Cost $200, Include Both Wii Sports Games

Reviews, Previews, Hands-On and Impressions
Real Racing HD Micro-Review: Relief For The Driving Impaired
Frankenreview: Alan Wake
Dante's Inferno: The Trials of St. Lucia Review: Totilo's Inferno
Gurlz Vs Robots Micro Review: 11 Fingers of Fun
Alan Wake Review: Transcending Its Medium
FIFA World Cup 2010 Review: I Got 199 Teams, But Vatican City Ain't One
Nier Review: Not Without His Daughter
Hunted: The Demon's Forge Eyes-On
Rage Impressions: The More Fun Apocalypse
Iron Man 2 Movie Review: Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
Picross 3D Review: Block The Monkey
Tecmo Bowl Throwback Micro-Review: Retro-Rockin' Football
LEGO: Harry Potter Years 1 - 4 Hands on, Feet Up

Why APB Uses Your Phone's Pricing Plan Instead of World of Warcraft's
Capcom Profits Plummet 73.1 Percent
Kicking Ass & Taking A Fall In Nintendo's Photo Dojo
Alpha Centauri & Railroad Tycoon Sequels Are On Sid's List
Casting A Hex On Civilization V
George Clooney Beat Up This Guy
Warhammer 40K Game To Make Long-Awaited Debut At E3
The Motion Control Revolution Will Not Just Be A Bunch Of Wii Ports
What Does The Future Hold For Pac-Man?
Harry Potter Magically Renames Classic Video Game Cheat
What is Under the Black Wrapping of this Nintendo Package?
So, How Are You Finding The Halo: Reach Beta?
Five Ways To Suck In The Halo Reach Beta
What Is Dragon Age: Origins Darkspawn Chronicles?
Apple Quietly Fixes iPad's Broken App Store Revealing 1,422 Games
A Brief New Look At Brink
How To Kill Time In An Arcade
The Sequel They Had No Right To Make - Now Has A Surprise Twist
Getting Started With The Halo: Reach Beta

What Are You Afraid Of, Gamers?
Can Harry Potter Help Redeem Video Gaming's Soul?
Let's Leave The Game Consoles At Home, M'kay?
The Future Of Video Games, As Imagined By An 80's Cartoon
What Has Treyarch Done For Call of Duty?

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Fake E3 Leaks, Dog Voting, Bad Genres, And Retired Pirates
Lisa Foiles: Yoshi: Behind The Dinosaur
A Week In Comments
Stick Jockey: With Baseball Stats, Trying to Synthesize Real, Fun

These Nintendo Games Have Sold Over 20 Million Copies
Why Do You Think Wii Sales Have Slowed?
Who Is Ready For Some Nintendo Console Sales Numbers?
Wii Sales Down 21% In A Single Year
The 20 Most-Loved Wii Games
iTunes Chart Toppers: Angry Angry Birds

On Deck For Millionaire Gamer: Starting a Family

Screengrabs and Art
Is The PSP Go Dead Yet?
These Awesome Arcade Machines Are Art
The Ultra Realistic Metroid Is Anatomically Correct (And Maybe NSFW)
Nintendo's Real World Easter Egg
Let's Put Things In Perspective
More "Hollywood" Mega Man Art
The Art Of Valkyria Chronicles

The Best Kotaku Reader Created Mini-Game Ever

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