Namco Bandai hit us with a six-part combo of new Tekken 6 screen shots today, each more bear fight-filled and eye-laser packed than the last. Oh, it's Tekken alright. Crazy, insane Tekken.

We really ought to run caption contests for these things, as whatever justification you, the reader, can provide as to why Paul would be striking a wild bear in the armpit with such force that it causes fireballs and tears in space, yet his hair remains unmolested and upright is better than Tekken 6's storyline.

Really, why are two attractive ladies battling it out on neon-lit rooftops in the frilliest outfits ever? You tell me. Seriously. Best captions get a Kotaku No-Prize.

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