To get everyone ready in Japan for Soul Calibur IV, Namco Bandai released a manga explaining how to play and features like character customization. Above is the manga as it originally appeared in Japanese. Think of it as an instruction manual you'd actually read. Below, there's a "scanlation" version kindly translated by website Otadesho. Take a look, it amused us.

Soul Calibur 4 Omake Translation [Otadesho]