Trumpcake Is A Sad Delicacy On This Day Of Days

Aside from the actual result of today’s election, the thing I am going to (probably) remember most at the conclusion of the day’s polling is, given the website I write for, this cake. This sad, delicious cake.

Look at that reflection. That 1000-yard stare that. That slight hint of remorse.

None of us will actually get to eat it. We can all enjoy a metaphorical slice, though, thanks to Photoshop and the internet.